During the summer of 2000, Bill McGibony headed towards his new home with one goal in mind: to spread luscious Alabama Auburn mulch across all of Northeastern Ohio. Despite being unfamiliar with the unique terrains of Chagrin Falls, he soon accustomed himself to getting his hands down and dirty, Midwest-style.

When Matt Trinetti approached him to join the world-renowned Chagrin Falls Mulch Movers shortly thereafter, he knew he had found himself the opportunity to finally fulfill his lifelong landscaping dreams. Here was a group of six other strapping young gentlemen, all of whom shared his passion for mulching. He always inspired to meet the natural-born skills of his teammates, as he knew that his abilities fell well short of their mind-boggling burrowing and pitching skills and many months shy of the Monda/Lynch world record.

What Bill lacked in physical prowess, however, he made up for by playing a major part in the production and recording of the Mulch Pimps' hit single "Get Mulched Up". The song, although skyrocketing to the tops of Billboard charts and receiving much critical and commercial acclaim, still remains as the team's only musical endeavor (as a side note, licensing for the song to appear in the next Dance Dance Revolution game is currently in the works).

Bill is single and can now be found in Arnold Palmer Hall at Wake Forest University, where he plans to major in mulching.

Favorite tool: rake (rockay)

Favorite food: mulch

Favorite Ludacris song: Area Codes

Favorite Enrique song: One Night Stand

Favorite sport: HOckey

Favorite quote: "If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laughtoo, because come on, life is funny." - Jack Handey

Favorite movie: Dumb and Dumber

Favorite song: "Titties and Beer" by Frank Zappa

Favorite band: Eminem

Favorite Mulching job: lunch break

Favorite mulching customer: Fatty Boombalatty

Favorite HOliday: Valentime Day